Author: Paula Kochanek

April 5

Fire Hose 666

Liar Liar, Pants on fire,

We shout O treacherous liar.

The saying goes,

No water hose,

Will quench hell’s eternal fire.

John 8:44 MSG

“If God were your father,” said Jesus, “you would love me, for I came from God and arrived here. I didn’t come on my own. He sent me. Why can’t you understand one word I say? Here’s why: You can’t handle it. You’re from your father, the Devil, and all you want to do is please him. He was a killer from the very start. He couldn’t stand the truth because there wasn’t a shred of truth in him. When the Liar speaks, he makes it up out of his lying nature and fills the world with lies. I arrive on the scene, tell you the plain truth, and you refuse to have a thing to do with me. Can any one of you convict me of a single misleading word, a single sinful act? But if I’m telling the truth, why don’t you believe me? Anyone on God’s side listens to God’s words. This is why you’re not listening—because you’re not on God’s side.”

 

April 4

Do Your Prayers Stink?

There once was a true devoted monk,

Praying, he fell into a deep funk.

My prayers stink,

What does God think?

HE sent a sign, the confident skunk.

April 3

Parakletos

There once was a parakletos, (an intercessor, consoler:–advocate, comforter)

Speaking on behalf of those,

Accused.

Refused.

Assaulted by blood thirsty foes.

Romans 8:34
Who is he who condemns? It is Christ who died, and furthermore is also risen, who is even at the right hand of God, who also makes intercession for us.

April 2

A Bunny Story

A bunny from the town of Hopping Legg,

Would once a year hide a chocolate egg.

His fame,

Became,

A rabbit trail legend to learn I beg.

April 1

Poked

A special day just for jokes.

Satire on fire pokes.

April fool,

Has a rule.

You must know when it’s a hoax.

March 31

Don’t Listen To Trash

Did you hear the thunderous crash?

Two powers were about to clash.

Redeemer.

Schemer.

One talks love, the other spews trash.

March 30

Holy Most

There is One who is called Lord of Hosts.

I Am Father, Son and Holy Ghost.

My written Word,

Universal heard.

To get the most of the MOST, take notes.

March 29

Fearing Fear

The godless not fearing God live with fear.

God says, “Come a little close, if you dare.”

Fear of the Lord,

Breaks the cord.

HE has delivered me from all my fear.

March 28

The Good Neighbor

There’s something strange in your neighborhood.

What are ya gonna do if ya could?

Look away,

Run away?

Or be all ya can and do some good.

March 27

Shifty Gift

Grandmas have a special gift.

Only grandkids catch their drift.

Anytime,

All time.

Morning, noon and midnight shift.